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Monday, December 29, 2008

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HELLO yuhe here~~~ Yes i m going to attempt to carry on selena's legacy of crapping in this blog while she is away in MY.. MUHAHAHA..

Anyway, today's crap topic is..... *drums rollls*...

Why do we all HATE the first day of school (okay that was random..)

Firstly, let us analyse what do we do on the first day of school.

6am in the morning and you attempt to drag yourself out of bed but in vain
6.05am your mom come shouting into the room screaming for you to get dressed
6.20am you leave your house for that same old damned bus stop that you have been going to everday for the past THREE hell years.
6.45am you reach school.
6.50am you find your new classroom. You stare up at the name of your new class: 401, and suddenly reality 降临ed from hell... YOU ARE OLD ALREADY
7am the classroom is opened. You dash into the classroom to find a good sit for the year (ALERT: that is probably the only reason why most people go to sch on the first day XD)
7.30am and you go down to assembly area and sing that forever routined sch song n national anthem, only to realise that you forgot how to sing them...
7.45am first lesson started. And you realised you forgot how to hold a pen
7.46am and you start wondering if the day will ever end... as your eye lid slowing weighs a thousand pounds
9.45am you have your first recess break and you realise that your canteen food is as sucky as ever
10.15am you are back in hell.
2.29pm you are counting down from 60 to the end of school
2.30pm the bell sounded and everyone goes HOOORRAAAYY!!
2.31pm and you realise that there are 363 more days to the end of the year... 郁闷-ing... and you drag your feet to your CCA.
3pm cca starts and you realise all your organs are failing you (from the lack of practise in holidays)
6.15pm you crawled out of school (barely breathing)
7pm you reached home, squashed from the crowd in the bus.
8pm you finish your dinner, dont even care about any homework and just dump yourself on bed and sleep like a pig.
The next day 6am you wake up again, and you realised: Oh my god! I didnt do my homework!!! (reaches school early and chiong hw)

Yeap, that is what we do on the first day of school.
I believe there is no need for much more explaination.

And therefore, my team, the proposition, propose that FIRT DAY OF SCHOOL SUKS!!!
(Audience : THUNDEROUS CLAPS)

Thank you Thank you!*bows* *waves*

YOYO its time for THE teaser of today!!!
since sele was talking about global warming the other day... i shall tell you WHY doing SPORTS contribute to GLOBAL WARMING!!! (bet ya never thought of that huh)

When you do sports = exercise = sweating = emitting more heat = emitting more weak infrared rays = rays not strong enough to pass through atmosphere = infrared rays trapped in earth = heat trapped in earth = GLOBAL WARMING!!!

*nods nods*... oh gosh i must be genius to come up wif that equation... ~ego-ing~~~~~ lala...

Alright! that's the end of the crapping session for today! Thank you for tunning in!
Bye and see you again soon!!

Yu He

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